love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*
“Assuming I survive our hunt for the Horcruxes, I’ll find Mum and Dad and lift the enchantment. If I don’t – well, I think I’ve cast a good enough charm to keep them safe and happy. Wendell and Monica Wilkins don’t know that they’ve got a daughter, you see.”
(Source: cravings, via pizza)
"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"
so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
i got $0.20c off IM CRYING